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I went to the University of Alabama for too many degrees that I may never be able to pay off. Retired lawya’, USMC veteran, active shitposter. I own a retail Kratom store in Memphis, and have a side hustle using all that math from my PhD to run a college football handicapping service.

2023 Alabama Football Preview: Outside Linebackers will be the nation’s best and deepest

How do you replace a legend?

Deontae Lawson named to Preseason Butkus Watch List

Much is expected of the rising star

Jumbo Package: The for-profit, venture capitalist-created conference is a lot closer than you think

Yep. Blame the playoffs for this monstrosity too.

2023 Alabama Fall Football Preview: Special Teams are truly special this year

Alabama finally has special teams worthy of the adjective

COMMITMENT: Four-Star WR Amari Jefferson chooses ‘Bama

Dynamic two-sport star spurns home-state Vawls; whacks ‘Dawgs on nose

Alabama 2023 Fall Football Preview: Inside Linebacker has the most talent we’ve seen in years

The Jimmy and Joe issue has been solved

Alabama 2023 Fall Football Preview: Coaching Staff brings significant continuity into the season

Ignore the coordinators, the other seven guys on staff could matter far more.

Gump Day: As ‘Bama begins fall camp, the PAC 12 torches college football like a California wildfire

Blame Larry Scott; blame the playoffs; blame playoff expansion; blame a bloated and overpowered bowl system; and blame whiny media who demand all of those things.

Giving Away Money: Week Zero — August Lagniappe Picks

Let’s get ready to win some money, folks.

Happy Gump Day! Competing NIL Bills hit the Senate, as Tubby and Manchin make the NCAA very happy

The Joe Manchin/Tommy Tuberville NIL bill is a godsend to the NCAA